Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
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Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
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Top comments
happygoluckyhh 0
Why say anything? It could've been her sister or friend...either way you should not have been a rude ass. Common sense isn't brain surgery.
TNEBlover 0
you didnt recognize her??
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Comments (99)
girl909 0
okay really...can't you recognize your friends?
riku3220 2
Old picture, large amount of weight loss from then to now, I'd imagine they'd be pretty hard to recognise if you didn't know them back then.
NikiiSlikii 0
Why would you say something like that at someone else's house? You have no manners and YDI.
shmaller 0
Classy. YDI.
Phallus_fml 0
Was she fat? Yes. Did she ruin the background? Yes. You were just being honest. I fully support you.
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
the point of this website is to tell all the dumb shit people do and how they realized it was ******* stupid or just sucked. obviously, the person feels like a douchebag for opening his mouth before thinking. chill folks, it's fml.
oxstormyxo 0
wow..your an asshole!
bovice 0
every time i read something like this i come to a realization and start freaking out because something like this could happen to me almost every day of my life.
TheLizardKing 0
I hate fat people, but I hate you too. You suck
jessxoxo28 5
wow, ur such an ass
291togo 0
How fat was she? Was she so fat that she was the backdrop of the entire photo?