Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
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Top comments
blondie1208 17
well did she win?
mfgforlife23 5
that seems pretty cool actually
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Comments (77)
icculouso 1
Dont be a brat You're just jealous she's stronger than you!
anniemall 6
Lol one of the funniest fml's yet
viciouspanda 0
What's wrong with that?
shidhead 2
O'doyle rules!
wopandproud 0
How come there isn't an "LOL" button?
digitaljunky 5
It's the Beverly hillbillies!
Szaszaspasz 26
Actually my mom won first prize in her category when I was a kid. She had come home with a tall trophy. I was proud of her.
PainInTheAsss 16
First world problems.