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...priceless
Oh yes #11, this could be instant YouTube gold.
37, I'm on the app and I can't click it, how dare you taunt me!
It's always entertaining when someone's drunk.
Better than going to her funeral knowing that you could've made a difference. Be proud that you made the right decision.
It's better to take their keys and embarrass them then to save the confrontation and have to deal with the funeral. Good job OP for doing the right and responsible thing.
Well in the FML it never says the keys were his mothers... She could have just been a drunken asshole and been playing keep away...
"Stop it mom, you're embarrassing me..." "Ermahgerd! Cer Keeeeeeeez!"
I wurner driiiive! Germer teh cuuur keys!
Did you win?
Most likely, or we would have read an FML about a car wrapped around a tree that his mom took off with under the influence.
#30- What?
Nice to see the kid being the responsible designated driver. Your mom could consume the alcohol she wants but when she's putting herself and others in danger, you have to step in. And you did, so good for you! :)
You did good kid, you did good.
What, did she drink all the lighter fluid?
Hmm, I'm guessing she drank alcohol...
Well obviously! Can't anyone be sarcastic without getting thumbed down?!
It's hard to make sarcasm come across in text. Plus it was just bad.
I would say sorry OP, but then everyone for some reason would get mad and go on about how they hate when people say "sorry".
10- agreed I dont know why people go on about saying sorry!
That'll do pig.
That will do...
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Better than going to her funeral knowing that you could've made a difference. Be proud that you made the right decision.
"Stop it mom, you're embarrassing me..." "Ermahgerd! Cer Keeeeeeeez!"