Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML
Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
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Top comments
blondie1208 17
well did she win?
mfgforlife23 5
that seems pretty cool actually
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Comments (77)
Daralea 21
What's wrong with that? I'm sure she's equally embarrassed of you during one of your recitals or sports events. -_- Show your mama some support!
bischkeboy 3
That's really not so bad. I think it's kind of awesome. My older brother purposely grew out a mullet and moved into a trailer in his friend's backyard just so he could be red neck. And red necks don't even exist around here, so it's funny as shit.
hyden121 2
So... Support her. She is family.
dchswr85 6
*insert banjo music here*
foxyfozy 0
Wouldn't wanna piss her off while she's got a hand around your dink!
Ibeatmyself 3
Ru mom rocks
camilolemos 1
Meanwhile, in Texas...
Alexis31609 9
you put two "ands". only need one.
oh_your_god 15
How is this an FML? This seems pretty freakin awesome to me! Heck yeah for your mom being that rad!
Feklfekl2222 32
Why are you complaining your mum is amazing