Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML
Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
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Top comments
wysteria14 17
I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.
iceking53 8
that's adding spice to the relationship
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Comments (280)
TemperanceRiley 15
id say ummm can i have some more
reaxion 25
OP, you should teach her a lesson about relationships and get the hell out of that one.
LightningNova 13
**** the bitch.
MrCantgetright 4
right in the pussy
MrCantgetright 4
shit on her vegetables and say you thought they could use some more fertilizer.
CuteKoalaGirl 18
I hope you mean ex-girlfriend? Seriously, I wouldn't want to be with someone who would do stuff like that!
stolenballoon 5
1. That can be super dangerous, 2. You can make your own life decisions. If you want to eat meat, that's your prerogative, just like it's her's to not eat meat. Imposing your beliefs on someone else who doesn't hold those same beliefs is *one of the* shittiest things a person can do to another person, especially someone they claim to care about.
The_Burrito_Guy 6
If you can, stir fry some bitter melon and serve it to her. It absolutely horrendous.
spunkylady 24
It's none of her business to try and change your diet, just like you don't try to change hers. That's just crazy.
CLT_420 13
All the dislikes are from vegetarians lol
LisGabrielle 7
You need to split. Her not eating meat is just fine, but if she can't handle her partner doing it, your relationship won't be healthy. She'll always despise you for eating meat. I hope you can work it out and explain it to her, or break up without a hassle and find someone better. Good luck.