blueberry_hill
United States
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
me
Australia
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
todaddy
United Kingdom
Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML
Viciousvixen_21
United States
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
MommyProblems
United States
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Secretlypossessed
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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bmboente15 0
ydi for sleeping with children
therealsuperman 0
what a quick learner you've created
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hanghimXD 0
YDI for sleeping with a child :S
Splayd 10
I think you made a mistake: You meant to say "one year old" son. People do not count the age of a person in months, but in years, unless he is under a year, which your child is not.
cindywashere 5
you deserve it for saying he's thirteen months old. I bet you're going to be one of those moms that says their kid is 24 months old when he's two.
ashe1004 7
Most parents say _ month old up until the child is about two. I'm guessing none of you people are actually parents. Most diapers/car seats/chairs for children are specified in months up to two years old. Which is why almost every parent says __ month old. Get over yourselves.
doglover100 29
I don't get why parents say _____ months if the kid is one year or older. Just say 1.
ashe1004 7
Most parents say _ month old up until the child is about two. I'm guessing none of you people are actually parents. Most diapers/car seats/chairs for children are specified in months up to two years old. Which is why almost every parent says __ month old. Get over yourselves.
ifuaskme2 2
Guess you should have listened when he said he wanted his bottle huh?
EverdreamOfMe 24
YDI if you were sleeping with it.
jalmanza2580 11
1 year and 1 month. not 13 months.
Solano2580 24
I had to read this twice, i thought it said 13 year old, my 2 year old cousin punches us all the time, not realizing it of course but it is kinda funny
Asrien 8
ONE YEAR OLD. DAMNIT.