Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
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Lennie Mcfish 19
I have a lot of questions
mekiswrite 21
I mean... the way you have it worded says that your ex was unsuccessful in his endeavor, but your SIL probably should have mentioned it way sooner.
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Lennie Mcfish 19
I have a lot of questions
jbuckets_404 39
So ask away! Some of us here may even be able to competently answer some of them - or at least provide some insight. (Except for Richard Pencil, of course. He's just a dick.... LOL! Oh, hey there, Richard! Long time, no chat; how's Arizona? ;-) [/s]
RichardPencil 32
There can't be two best parts. It dilutes the meaning of best. Either being your son's teacher is the best part, or waiting until you broke up to tell you is. Which one is it, lady?
JuliaKay14 33
She’s being sarcastic and saying the best part is that it was someone who could have told her easily but didn’t
RichardPencil 32
I understand her sarcasm. Those were really the worst parts. The one you mention was one, but being her son's teacher was the other. That's two items!
Robert Cruikshank 7
Sounds to me like you got lucky and found out before the marriage. You should thank the girl.
mekiswrite 21
I mean... the way you have it worded says that your ex was unsuccessful in his endeavor, but your SIL probably should have mentioned it way sooner.
jbuckets_404 39
HIS SIL, not hers. But yeah, she SHOULDN'T have waited to tell OP or perhaps just until before the wedding? Luckily, OP found another good reason to "kick his *ss to the curb."
tounces7 28
I hear they do that in Alabama without the "in-law" part.
Drai Gray 8
wait so he tried to bang his brothers wife? or are you meaning your sister?
julfunky 29
Some people get really uncomfortable in that situation and try to cause the least amount of trouble. For her, that was (hopefully) denying his advances and keeping them to herself.