FML : Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead....

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By parentfail - / Saturday 11 December 2010 14:44 / United Kingdom

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#7554126 - Wednesday 18 October 2017 20:31

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By fookmyleaf | 13

#7554125 - Wednesday 18 October 2017 20:30

you must be blonde

fookmyleaf | 13

#7554126 - Wednesday 18 October 2017 20:31

just saying ?

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