Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
worldclassrager 41
I still wonder how this is an FML...
ricardo12458 7
Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with a mullet. I have one. Though given the choice, I'd get a Mohawk. Not sure what a reverse Mohawk or an Unhawk is or looks like. #105: I am from Texas. Just putting that out there. :-) #109: +1 -R
theevilduchess 12
I agree she just needs to stop talking. But you don't have to be a dick about it. Watch your manners, boy.
FusionFrenzy 10
He's not getting laid
misskelskels 0
Soooo sexy
barbie_9941 13
did he describe it as "business in the front, party in the back"?
iloveursister 4
jeez guys no need to be so rude
cbear1991 8
You have boganized your child!
tmjordan98 2
Business in the front , party in the back .
laden_swallow09 35
Feather the shit out of it like those androgynous 80s pop stars. Bitches love androgynous 80s pop stars.