Kids: Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that...

By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By ben - 18/09/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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Fashion influencer

By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth

Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By missedout - 05/02/2013 22:48 - United States - York

Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML

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Wednesday 25 April 2012 11:08

I thought it was business in the front party in the back

RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 25 April 2012 9:46

It's not 1985.

Comments

Spottedfeather 7

Friday 27 April 2012 0:50

Mullets are great. They are the hairdo of the gods, after all. Look at all the sculptures of the greek gods. They all have mullets.

tensley5822mom 0

Friday 27 April 2012 1:48

At least he wants a hair cut.

LN666 2

Friday 27 April 2012 23:34

every boy has a mullet at least once in their life. (: but depends on the extremity of the mullet .. eeek! Hope its decent looking!

homiechas24 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 19:24

Come on a mullet this ain't the 80s

Brak61 5

Monday 30 April 2012 20:01

Hey, at least it's not a Mohawk!

jackhammerman 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:03

sorry to tell you but your son is going to be a redneck, this happened to one of my kids..... had to put him down

bwtchinheels 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 18:19

Brother says that all the time...

bringmethejordyn 7

Sunday 1 July 2012 23:46

Your son is, what we call here in Ireland, a pikey. Which means he is an inbred hillbilly who jacks cars and asks people for cigarettes and never buys his own. Good luck!