Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
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Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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ydi_4_suking 20
I thought it was business in the front party in the back
RaggleFrock 13
It's not 1985.
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Comments (92)
poseymark 5
Remember the quote: "The name's MacGyver" ?
teague95 16
^GREATEST.SHOW.EVER^
fuckmebutdontfml 16
next thing you know he'll be singing "achy breaky heart"
TheGITP 0
Business at the front party at the back ;3
TheGITP 0
Why thumbs down?! That's the saying of the mullet! Some people...
False_Stupidity 42
Well it's already been said at least 5 times before your comment...
TheGITP 0
Well I didn't see those :(
chouter21 10
Billy Ray Cyrus? Awkward...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Thank your lucky stars he doesn't want a reverse mohawk.
rattusrattus 19
I saw a woman with a mullet yesterday. It looked like she got out of the hairdresser's chair halfway through a pixie cut. Not good.
KaelaKhaotic 5
Just let him get it. People can love it or make fun of him for it. After all, it's his choice.
CadillacPimpen 6
Shut yo stank face up.
ClosetTroll 10
Still better than the Skrillex haircut.
ladyLALAA 29
46, she's not calling herself bitch, it's slang. You know like that song "It's Britney, bitch." Whoever reads is the bitch.