Kids: Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2013 11:12 - United States

Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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How in hell…?

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 16:12 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!

DDCA 24

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:10

What a brat.

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 8:20

I feel like he may have a phobia.

chris829 8

Thursday 7 February 2013 8:52

I'd punch him in the ******* mouth.

MagicStallion 9

Thursday 7 February 2013 9:33

Sounds like the "Greatest freak out ever" videos

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 7 February 2013 11:55

My parents wouldve kicked my ass. Do your job and discipline your damn child. YOU are the parent. Damn.

jarrettd 27

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:46

A lot of people would kill for dental care. And i think you meant your son is 7 haha.

Llama1 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 12:47

Sounda that that kids from the series on youtube called "greatest freakout ever".

rogue2888 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 14:30

You should have smacked the little **** when he was younger. See how babying doesn't work?

TheOnlyX 11

Thursday 7 February 2013 15:13

The description of the FML reminds me of a seriously pissed-off cat.

ShananaginsLOL 13

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:07

Now here's the time u bend him over ur knee and spank him till he cries like the little baby he's acting like... Then hand him a lollipop

Nicholi124 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 18:26

What a girl smh

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