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I think the appropriate solution would be to steal the parachute, separate, and watch him plummet to his death. At least, that's what I've learned from the FML community!
Or your Jets team.
You've learned well my young padawan..
14- Yeah kick us while we're down why don't you :(
A guy with no parachut will fall faster than.. than jets..with no fuel left.. that were hijacked.. uhh.. the NY jets suck, okay?
When you landed, did your feet touch the ground?
Did he say strap in or strap on? ;)
At least he can't say he went down on you. Oh wait, yes he can.
That all depends on the landing position.
Wouldn't it be down with you?
Thats y u have a spare parachute on the plane
I'm guessing Op is new to this activity and needed a little help.. Plus I don't think she had much of a choice...
That lame pickup attempt crashed long before OP and sexual harassment sky man even landed... Don't you just hate being stuck next to a creep on a flight?
That would of been an awkward ride down , hopefully that didn't take away from your skydiving experience too much!!
*would have
I don't think that's how he wanted you to go down!
Oh shit! Pull the cord! Pull the cord!
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Did you yank the right cord?
Don't worry that's just turbulence.. Giggity...