Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
wow, wtf is wrong with ur mom? thats horrible :(
CyrusJT 3
Ouch.
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Comments (115)
westonomor181 0
I'd be pissed. tell them that they are fat.
Laxloverr24 0
awwwe. I'm not ugly. but my mom does favor my other sister and not me. she's not as harsh though.
Laxloverr24 0
i have a solution. get a boyfriend (or just a guy who is willing) to make out with you right in front of your mom. that should show her.
fcukb0o 0
Does your sister look like you at least? If so than your mom is even saying your sister is ugly. Your mom was just trying to cheer your sister up not in a good way though lol. It's okay, even fugly people get boy/girlfriends as well.
schnikerdoodles 0
That's a downer
icanfloat12 0
call them preppy *****
truth215 0
Dont take that to heart I think your mom just wanted your sister to stop bitching. but FYL though
omghehehe 0
(eyes rolling) Some mothers :/ That's only her opinion ;)
jelojuice 0
thats messed up!!! Especially coming from your mom...I agree with #9 slap em silly!
chicken_lover 2
there was one just like this, except they were brothers. and you added an extra line to make it super interesting for us. thank you. :)