Miscellaneous: Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons... - FML

By doomed - 21/04/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

******* demons will do that.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.

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chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

******* demons will do that.

skaterpaige 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:48

those damn demon's ;)

stronghand0331 17

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:49

Having repeated sex with a demon will do that to a person!? Dear God...I mean Satan

Gen2105 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:50

Well, clearly it wasn't her fault!

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:56

the end is upon us my child blast those darn deamonds

eddieyes 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 10:27

I don't like ghost stories

pimplayer 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:58

WTF ^ LOLOL

esu 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:51

it happens..

Po1ntBlank 0

Monday 25 April 2011 1:56

win

Carpy 8

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:49

That's because she's a bitch from hell. Typical mother-in-law.

Takador 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:59

Hey, She can't be tamed!

atlas22 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:57

meh, dime a dozen

THEmuffinpan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:50

Well some people DO refer to their inner issues as demons...

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:39

offer to "beat off" all her demons....

Infamous_Hawk 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:50

Haha, if she if she's a mother-in-law, I honestly doubt she didn't do it for fun, but hey, you never know when those damn demons are going to ruin your day.

denvan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:52

lmao she's a walking demon herself. Your mother in law is a keeper

EmoGiana 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 14:43

Damn, you stole my comment.

THEMTCHELL 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:54

well at least you got a letter that's pretty rare it's all because of snoopy poopy always stealing mail the bastard!!

anabuddy123 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

WTF

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:55

I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.

at1325 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:07

I wish such things were so simple. who is going to univite their own mother to their wedding. I asked my boyfriend if we ever got married if we could just not invite his mother and he wasn't for it. :-(

at1325 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:07

I wish such things were so simple. who is going to univite their own mother to their wedding. I asked my boyfriend if we ever got married if we could just not invite his mother and he wasn't for it. :-(

at1325 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:53

oh and the reason I didn't want his mother at the wedding was because even after over a year of dating she refuses to believe that we love each other and she thinks we are only using each other for sex.

misstamz 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:59

Well that's a bitch move from the monster-in-law.

RawwrYourFace18 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:01

hahahhhah WTF. crazy bitch

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