Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
wow, wtf is wrong with ur mom? thats horrible :(
CyrusJT 3
Ouch.
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Comments (115)
ninix3_fml 0
yikes
beautiful_liar12 0
oh wow that really sucks. its kinda sounds like something my mom would say. i feel for ya.
natedog12 0
YOUR MOM IS A TOTAL BITCH no offense if you dont want any to be taken ._.
jessica4456 0
daaaammmnn that's ****** up.are u jealous of ur sister?
laura_oddball 0
Ah. What Home really feels like. that's like my sister, and my mom. 'Cept I'm married now and my sister is still the town bicycle... and she's still the one that's favoured, as well as considered the prettiest. Stab them both. In the head. :)
S11_fml 0
That's fuc.ked up.
pinkclouds 0
your mom's a bitch.
esha774 0
lol that is ****** up you should get her back lol wow
junz_fml 0
What a bitch your mom is.
smhlqnick 0
That sucks :( My