Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
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Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Top comments
jessxoxo28 5
wow, wtf is wrong with ur mom? thats horrible :(
CyrusJT 3
Ouch.
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Comments (115)
smhlqnick 0
That sucks :( I grew up overweight with two models for cousins and our grandma used to pick on me about it and tell me that no one would love me if I didn't trim up. I lost 30 pounds and she's in a home now and wonders why I never call. Get a makeover and start pulling away from your mom - petty but you'll feel better
Jf770 10
Don't let them say your not beautiful. The can all get fu*ked just stay true to you -Emeniem
cityflower 0
You should start dating your sister ex bf out of spite
InsanishDanish 10
Your mom is an absolute bitch. I cannot stand people like that.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Wtf is up with these girls dumping their bfs, and then crying. Bitch it's your own fault he's gone!!!
dani115 6
Thats a nice way to treat your daughter....
Missy612 14
Oh I get it-You're the ugly not-even-step sister!!!
doglover100 29
I'm sorry.I don't get why parents favor their one child over another and why they tear one down to build another up.
AcidicNerdyChick 6
You should've yelled back "at least I'm not a ****"
opandjokes 4
why are white people like that to their children?