By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty fucking retarded plan, #2.

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haha that sucks

it's a jersey thing. But op's mom is still a cabbage for taking that much money

I would never let my parents near my money

Well that's why we're not democrats, we work for our stuff, not take it from other people.

she is your mother, he owns you.

#30 please tell me you were jokeing . if not , no one can own anyone .. people are there own person . unless tht person wants someone to own them .. lol but in this case he

sorry my iPod is mental lol .. but as I was saying , he didn't force his mom to give birth to him , so he really doesn't owe her anything , unless he did owe her money lol

scnd... thnk nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr

yeah. do that OP c

Are you illiterate? I think I lost brain cells...

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty fucking retarded plan, #2.

31- Thank you for the translation. :) And you are right, that's a stupid plan. OP could never steal $400 from the mom, because it's obvious she never had the money to begin with. Fail.

#2 you suck at wheel of fortune or hangman, _t's s_pp_ss_d t_ b_ l_k_ th_s. In any case I'd like to buy a vowel.

I will never get those brain cells back...

Oops.. 27 beat me to the brain cell joke. Sorry ):

r jst dng ths fr ttntn, stp, 'm srr yr mthr nvr lvd. r ls cp ct, ths s xtrml smlr t #1 whl g. vrn tht rpld s jst s dmb fr sng th sm thngs: "Hr lt m tr t trnslt" "jst klld brn clls" gs r jst sng th sm thng rwrdd.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? As if #2 wasn't taking the piss as it was, now you have to jump aboard the fucking bandwagon and copy the utter retard? Gimme a break, just go jump down a well or something. Cunts like you ruin the comments section.

Let me try now. "r jst dng ths fr ttntn, stp, 'm srr yr mthr nvr lvd. r ls cp ct, ths s xtrml smlr t #1 whl g. vrn tht rpld s jst s dmb fr sng th sm thngs: "Hr lt m tr t trnslt" "jst klld brn clls" gs r jst sng th sm thng rwrdd." (are just doing this for attention, stop, I'm sorry your mother never loved) asdfhoahdsgfhadosgh Great, my fucking Retard-English translator broke.

I almost hurt myself trying to read this

#2, My head hurts now :(. I looked at this and after several attempts, my brain said, "does not compute."

#31, Thanks I couldn't read that shit.

I think it's trying to communicate. What should we do?

next time, be like 'LEAVE IM SLEEP'! #2, YOUR DUMB, Clearly the mom had no money or she wouldn't borrow any from the son. More than likely.

Be like? Leave I'm sleep?? Your dumb??? I'm going to call ahead for a cleanup in aisle 12, because I'm either going to beat the literal shit out of you for that atrocious comment or my head will asplode from the irony of it.

Why is it always aisle 12....?

...because aisle 12 is where shit goes down. always. |the kid|

So my toilet could be considered "aisle 12"?

#8 #14 WIN and by the way #3 learn 2 English noob #19 FAIL if you dislike this comment meet me in

Weegee - Shut the fuck up or calm down.

createz, you are absolutely correct. not exactly sure where shit goes up. perhaps you can try aisle #13. weegee, you can't correct something that isn't wrong. think a bit harder before you hit the big red button next time, mmmkay? |the kid|

I'm pretty sure the saying is "Cleanup in aisle 5!" what the hell is aisle 12?

Wow, your not too bright are you? If OP was truly 'groggy' I don't think they would be speaking grammatically correct. You dumbfuck.

Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

she would most likely take him out of this world for that

I'm trying to imagine why you would keep money somewhere other than a bank, where it would be safe from greedy mothers and (hopefully) it will collect interest!

I was thinking the same thing. You have a money "stash"? Put it the bank!

I know that I tend to spend my money when it's in my account. But I usually leave it alone when I have it somewhere. It's harder for me to monitor my spendings when I don't know how much money I have (y'know, debit cards and all). Maybe the OP's like that, too.

actually my parents took about $750 out of my bank account without telling me not too long (about 5 years) ago and have yet to pay it back telling me to "just imagine that the money's there" and yelling at me whenever I bring it up. long story short, bank: less safe from money grubbing parents. i also learned that they never planned to tell me until i offered to pay for something very expensive for them.

actually op could be a drug dealer..... yes I'm being serious

bwahahahahahaha jugglealowtflulz

You would say that.

My dad took ~$130 from me and refuses to pay it back, even after I showed him the proof he took it out. Nowhere is safe for money from greedy parents. Even with proof they will still say they didn't, or that it's actually theirs, or some other bs reason.

My moms the same way,you shouldn't have told her a damn thing!

Yeah, but he was groggy, he didnt know what he was doing!

She DID push you ought through her vagina. I'd say 300 bucks is about right -- you're all even now! Happy New Year!

Is that how hookers make the money these days? It's only 50 to get IN the vajayjay, but if you want OUT it's an extra 300?! Fucking con-artists! Literally.

Yeah, they've got those spikes in there that work like the "Severe Tire Damage" ones at parking garages -- you can only disengage them by swiping your credit card. The pros are getting too clever -- you're better off trying to charm amateurs with meals and jewelry.

I think the cost depends on how big OP was when he was born. Big baby= BIG $

Yep.. he owes her for making her get pregnant in the first place. I mean, c'mon, right?! Every baby decides it wants to be concieved then he mother lets them be born. So they owe their mothers, right?!! god damn retards.. People didn't ask to be born, it's their own damn fault for getting pregnant. If you think they 'owe' you anything because you were too irresponsible to use a damn condom, you're an idiot.

That's fucked up person~

@105...and yet you were born...where were the condoms when you were conceived...geez...asshat

same, my friend's mom does that but she was planned. how does she owe her mom for decided that she wanted a baby? her mom owes her for bringing her here in the first place.

Punch that bitch in the face and demand the money back.

#13 yea im sure you're ready to punch your mom in the face...

You've learned a valuable lesson for a relatively low price. You're not going to win this argument with your mum and you'll likely alienate her if you keep pressing the issue. Chances are good you'll need her in the future. Chalk it up to life experience and better guard your valuables (and your tongue) from now on.