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By Anonymous - / Friday 31 December 2011 21:49 / United States
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By  Hidan_fml  |  0

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty fucking retarded plan, #2.

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By  VampireKiller59  |  0

scnd... thnk nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr

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  Hidan_fml  |  0

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty fucking retarded plan, #2.

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31- Thank you for the translation. :) And you are right, that's a stupid plan. OP could never steal $400 from the mom, because it's obvious she never had the money to begin with. Fail.

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  quite_bored  |  9

r jst dng ths fr ttntn, stp, 'm srr yr mthr nvr lvd. r ls cp ct, ths s xtrml smlr t #1 whl g. vrn tht rpld s jst s dmb fr sng th sm thngs: "Hr lt m tr t trnslt" "jst klld brn clls" gs r jst sng th sm thng rwrdd.

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  KaySL  |  24

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? As if #2 wasn't taking the piss as it was, now you have to jump aboard the fucking bandwagon and copy the utter retard? Gimme a break, just go jump down a well or something. Cunts like you ruin the comments section.

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  Hidan_fml  |  0

Let me try now. "r jst dng ths fr ttntn, stp, 'm srr yr mthr nvr lvd. r ls cp ct, ths s xtrml smlr t #1 whl g. vrn tht rpld s jst s dmb fr sng th sm thngs: "Hr lt m tr t trnslt" "jst klld brn clls" gs r jst sng th sm thng rwrdd." (are just doing this for attention, stop, I'm sorry your mother never loved) asdfhoahdsgfhadosgh Great, my fucking Retard-English translator broke.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Be like? Leave I'm sleep?? Your dumb??? I'm going to call ahead for a cleanup in aisle 12, because I'm either going to beat the literal shit out of you for that atrocious comment or my head will asplode from the irony of it.

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

createz, you are absolutely correct. not exactly sure where shit goes up. perhaps you can try aisle #13. weegee, you can't correct something that isn't wrong. think a bit harder before you hit the big red button next time, mmmkay? |the kid|

By  mcgugs  |  0

I'm trying to imagine why you would keep money somewhere other than a bank, where it would be safe from greedy mothers and (hopefully) it will collect interest!

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  xNephilim  |  18

I know that I tend to spend my money when it's in my account. But I usually leave it alone when I have it somewhere. It's harder for me to monitor my spendings when I don't know how much money I have (y'know, debit cards and all). Maybe the OP's like that, too.

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  Luky13  |  0

actually my parents took about $750 out of my bank account without telling me not too long (about 5 years) ago and have yet to pay it back telling me to "just imagine that the money's there" and yelling at me whenever I bring it up. long story short, bank: less safe from money grubbing parents. i also learned that they never planned to tell me until i offered to pay for something very expensive for them.

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  gpg5  |  18

My dad took ~$130 from me and refuses to pay it back, even after I showed him the proof he took it out. Nowhere is safe for money from greedy parents. Even with proof they will still say they didn't, or that it's actually theirs, or some other bs reason.

By  perdix  |  29

She DID push you ought through her vagina. I'd say 300 bucks is about right -- you're all even now! Happy New Year!

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  perdix  |  29

Yeah, they've got those spikes in there that work like the "Severe Tire Damage" ones at parking garages -- you can only disengage them by swiping your credit card. The pros are getting too clever -- you're better off trying to charm amateurs with meals and jewelry.

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  APurpleWaffle  |  0

Yep.. he owes her for making her get pregnant in the first place. I mean, c'mon, right?! Every baby decides it wants to be concieved then he mother lets them be born. So they owe their mothers, right?!! god damn retards.. People didn't ask to be born, it's their own damn fault for getting pregnant. If you think they 'owe' you anything because you were too irresponsible to use a damn condom, you're an idiot.

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  snivellus  |  6

same, my friend's mom does that but she was planned. how does she owe her mom for decided that she wanted a baby? her mom owes her for bringing her here in the first place.

By  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

You've learned a valuable lesson for a relatively low price. You're not going to win this argument with your mum and you'll likely alienate her if you keep pressing the issue. Chances are good you'll need her in the future. Chalk it up to life experience and better guard your valuables (and your tongue) from now on.

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