Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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igotds 16
Get your sister to punch your dad in the face to see how it feels
Migole 36
It's sad to see how sexism is still so strong in society :/ Of course you're only a real man if you never show emotion and piss in the corner to mark your territory *sarcasm off*
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Comments (72)
Timmip12 9
So hit her back it's not a one way street
WOTAN1488 24
Punch her back. Simple enough.
WordBea 23
yeah but if you have dads like OP and mine, you'll get ******* killed by a grown man
jdw17 13
It's presumably a little sister so yell at her. You don't get physical but you get the message across halfway peacefully.
Suaria 38
I would punch her back. When I was little my brother and I would punch each other all the time. I'm female and I realized that if I punched him, he would punch me back. Siblings fight. You just have to stick up for yourself.
JosephKorso 15
Okay, I have a little game I'd like to play with your dad. Get him here and make him look at this comment. I call the game 'Flip the Pronoun'. Here's how you play: take all the gender-specific pronouns in a sentence (he, she, boy, girl, etc.) and flip them so that they reference the other gender. If the sentence makes you feel any different, there is something wrong with the way you see the world.
CliffyB03 28
Punch your sister in the face and say "equal rights!" (Don't do that)
writerchic85 26
Unless she's a child, hit that notch back. Equality.
cupcakesholic 10
Grab her by the boobs and slam her down really hard on the floor nothing like a little sibling fight every now and again
Garrett2818 21
That would be pretty weird man.
cupcakesholic 10
I have sisters we get into fights all the time I hit her in the tit it's where it hurts the most.
Whydoyouask 11
....wow.
fangirlofthings 21
Then you totally deserve to be kicked in the left ********, if you do not feel that is fair keep your slimy hands off of your sister's tit
Elban 20
Make all of her barbies look like war victims. That'll teach her. Or turn your forehead into it and watch her break her hand. That works too
luvlu444 24
That's also totally sexist against women (as well as men). F her life