Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
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Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML
Today, I found out that people can get ringworm from cats. I found out because I have ringworm. I don't have a cat. Then I remembered I helped a friend move about two weeks ago, and spent the night sharing a bed with her cat. That's the last time I ever help her move. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML
Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML
Today, my sister is nursing an injured cat back to health in our home because she accidentally hit it with her car. Now I can't decide which is contributing more to my insomnia: the incessant meowing, or the constant itching because our house is infested with fleas. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Today, a friend who visited me a week ago with "allergy rashes" told me that it's actually scabies, and she hopes I didn't catch it from her. It takes 2-6 weeks for the symptoms to show and I can't use the medication for it anyway because I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I'm feeling extremely sick and itchy. I'd bought rats as pets to help with my anxiety, and they gave me ringworm. I now have ringworm in about nine places on my body, including my face. I don’t know which one is worse, being dizzy from the medication or the itching. I’m feeling more anxious than ever. FML
Today, my four roommates and I contracted lice. While all our heads were slathered in mayonnaise and saran wrap, our building's fire alarm went off. FML
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kickazz16 15
I'd vote her off the island.
YummiGummi 0
but it's all worth it cuz the kittens, right?
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kialuvsyoo 3
Screw America's healthcare system >:(
draisge 1
You don't need medical insurance to treat scabies or ringworm. You need Kwellada lotion for the scabies and an anti-fungal for the ringworm, all available over-the-counter. A pharmacist will know which is best. Send a non-infected close friend or family member out of courtesy and respect for the pharmacist and his/her other patients.
freshx_fml 6
athletes foot cream also treats ringworm FYI. you're on your own with the scabies thing tho
Marinesangell 0
I just completed a vet tech internship and I learned you can use lice shampoo as a body wash to treat this.
Marinesangell 0
And yes scabies is contracted from animals. It's called sarcoptic mange and is very highly contagious. It's one of the very few diseases that animals carry that is contracted by humans. And in humans it is refered to as scabies.
dansco 24
Sell them to the local takeaway and money in the bank lol. Or pimp out your sister, its her fault!
kemando 22
bet you wish you lived in Canada , eh?
1Canadian1 0
bet you wish you were Canadian now eh?
lbumbblebee 5
Be prepared for the bill.
bentonfootball 0
Ahh i hated Scapies. Goodluck. A trick for keeping them off is wash and dry all that can and take showers before you get in any bed or couch