Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
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Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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i_live_to_vault 19
Well, did you?
Soninuva 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
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Comments (37)
pliskon_snake 14
...I don't see you denying it.
LPac5295 27
That's impossible! Your sneaking skill isn't high enough to accomplish that feat. He doesn't have anything to worry about yet.
kev1029 22
That's skyrim
expertsmilee 26
To anyone reading this who actually likes what WoW used to be, go check out Nostalrius...thank me later.
Silveera 19
Thank you
SubparAtBest 23
he said later
burntntattered 13
I played wow-mania for awhile. Awesome server. Had to quit cause I got addicted to the game again...
flamingarrow59 21
Do people actually still play WoW?
kkelly22 15
I does.
Mynamewontfi 40
Yeah, a friend of mine still does faithfully. We used to play together from around when we were 13 to about 19 years. And to be honest, I would too if the subscription fee was either lower/gone or if the subscription was bases on actual time you're playing instead of just days passing. I've got not enough spare time to play WoW anymore. Nowadays I only play when I get free game time from Blizzard :p Legion is looking good however. Also reminds me how many people were standing at the announcement of Legion at Gamescom last year and how hyped the crowd was.
autismom1999 8
yes we do. ....... and the servers are full
LyricaSilvan 30
Gotta love it when someone's so sick they get delirious.
SleepyPharma 21
I really don't love it because it means they're really sick and it can actually be dangerous :/
LyricaSilvan 30
I was being sarcastic.
skullmaster9 10
Well first off, did you kill a spider to get its venom? I'll do more research when you answer that.....
Dekat121 24
Hahahahaha sure you weren't trying to poison him ;)
WolfAvenge 22
Only semi-delusional? So does that mean there was some truth behind his suspicions? The world may never know...
RocketGirl92 11
So, you're a healer..:p
blackonblight 33
Are the delusions due to illness or medication? Or does he just have the man-flu and can't cope?