Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
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Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
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loserman67 35
I think he's trying to tell you something...
anythingmustbe 18
Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.
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Comments (122)
Artsygirl90 14
Nothing brings couples closer together than pretending to murder your partner. Sounds healthy.
evig_fml 16
Some couples enjoy roleplay...
HowieDoIt 21
As long as someone ends the madness, I'm fine
GothickNihilist 15
It seems like he is deliberately trying to piss you off, in order to break up with you. It may be time to end the relationship , as his feelings for you are perhaps almost nonexistent at this point. I hope that you can find someone who is not a fucknugget, and who truly cares for you.
Tiana_34 4
or maybe it's an interesting role with a lot of character and he thinks he will be better at that...
RoperGirl203 9
Sounds like someone has some issues... Lol just because her bf wants to play that role doesn't mean he wants to break up with her. I mean, seriously.
EverdreamOfMe 24
I totally disagree with this comment. It's reading between the lines to find hidden malice that just isn't there. I say ignore their advice to break up. This is too superficial to be something worth braking up over.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Some people on this website (looking at you, 18) seem to believe that any instance of a boyfriend/girlfriend messing with their significant other automatically means they are a sadist, or they don't love them, or they are cheating on them. Too many people with too many issues seem to be giving advice, I think.
akiahara 14
Well... that escalated quickly.
oj101 33
Sing to him non stop, and make him miserables too.
Reaper1984 13
maybe he just likes to role play
DidUrMom_Twice 6
I like the storys on this app there funny but this app has got to b ran by a bunch a commies or somethn id like to kick em all in the dick or **** whichever for being racists priks
kaybee41906 13
I'm sorry, I can't say fyl to this, because YOU'RE FREAKING ÉPONINE! Congrats!!!
perdix 29
He's perfect for the part since he has all that practice stabbing you with his blood-engorged pork sword.
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
that was a unique name for a penis.
akiahara 14
I can't say that sounds terribly enjoyable. Penises and pork just got a little les appealing.
Coop817 19
Ha that's kinda funny actually. But don't take it personally he's just playing with you. At least that would be my motive if I had been in his shoes
babeababe 16
Did you do something to make him mad? Maybe he's just playing around and thinks its funny.