Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
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Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, I volunteered for a school play. During rehearsal, I was playing the part of an average housewife. The teacher asked for a volunteer to be my husband. Thirty seconds go by and no one raises their hand. The teacher ended up playing the part because no else wanted to. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
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loserman67 35
I think he's trying to tell you something...
anythingmustbe 18
Les not be so Misérable about it. Maybe he thought it would be funny.
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Comments (122)
Obey_StudBoii 23
It's just a school play. Don't take it serious.
Enslaved 36
Éponine gets killed? Dammit! Thanks for ruining the plot for me!
Sputnikspak 13
...The story has only been around for 150 years. The musical for 30. Pretty sure the statute of limitations on spoilers is long since past.
hnnhhrtsk127 4
-_- well at least we know where his heart is
LightsxOut 10
Maybe we didn't hear both sides of the story. This could have promptly been after she told him she wanted him to play Marius.
doritowhore 9
It's just his...way...of showing "love". He's too afraid to do it kindly. Yep.
BlondeBubbles 6
I'd kill to be Eponine in my school production.
nycwrestler 17
She can run as far as she wants, she'll have play practice the next day.
pinecone1414 6
Usually it works better to put the spoiler alert at the beginning...
EverdreamOfMe 24
And this is a FML why? Seriously it's just a play. I doubt it means anything bad that he wants to play that part.
EnterFMLHere 17
Stay away, stay far away...