Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
sailorarctic 22
bright side? there havent been any news stories about people committing suicide over him leaving the group like there were when Michael Jackson died.
fantasyworld 39
Girls are cutting themselves. They were doing the same thing when Bieber was seen smoking weed. I'm not a One Direction fan but I commend Zayn for taking his mental health into account and knowing that leaving is best for his.
fantasyworld 39
*him.
alex_gen 39
If only Bieber would leave.
KestrelGirl 15
This... Yes.
Eloxia 7
It's fine to be sad that your favorite band or actor or whatever leaves. What isn't okay is to turn to cutting or suicidal threats. Also, if your sadness is inhibiting your daily functioning to the point that you can't get out of bed, go to work, or be at school, that's also a red flag of a possible deeper problems. Unhealthy attachments to celebrities are not good at any age. And this unhealthy attachment to singers is not new to our era. Just look at how many people still insist that Elvis is alive because of how much they loved him.
Manic1 13
You have got to be kidding me!
skylermontaine 3
This isn't really funny. Some people care about them. I personally hate them, but to see my friend have a panic attack yesterday when she found out, really hit me. It's not something to joke about.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Your friend needs to get a life. It's not like she actually knew them personally.
Manic1 13
A plane crashed in the French Alps killing everyone on board including kids. But let's morn the fact that a young man wants to live his life and start a new chapter because obsessed fans can't handle it. Makes sense to me.
ToxicTyrael 26
The IS is terrorizing europe and killing innocent people in syria! But **** this shit some stranger doesn't want to sing anymore boohoo
skylermontaine 3
Actually, she's met them twice. And she has a life. Jerk
Ichiya 29
Obviously since she met them twice they must be best friends now. I hope she can talk Zayn out of this for the sake of all the other grief stricken women.
brand125 17
59/184 - if thats true and youre not exagerating then your friend is ****** in the head.
Overlord247 20
I agree with 202. Meeting someone doesn't mean knowing them personally.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Don't think of it as "**** your life", think of it as "**** their lives", since they choose to be morons just because some guy left a band, and they also choose to use that as an excuse to miss out on their education. I really hate people like that. I say the school should've just let them leave, they'll eventually learn that some guy leaving a band isn't an excuse to skip school.
keiNan_fml 35
It was tragic when dimebag got shot.
Ziggy122 15
I came to FML today wondering if there would be any Zayn Malik-related stories. I was not disappointed. I'm glad I graduated high school before One Direction even existed. That said, I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel for One Direction fans right now. I was a huge NSYNC fan back in the day and was crushed when Justin Timberlake put out his first solo album. There was no official breakup announcement, but I just knew that was the end of NSYNC.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh I fear for the future of America...
Kailayla 29
I had a final exam the day after Clive Burr (former Iron Maiden drummer) died. It was pretty tough. Be glad Zayn just left/went on hiatus. There are worse things in life.
Zebediabolical 45
I found out Randy Rhoads died 3 hours before the make-up date for a midterm.