Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Mauskau 36
Time to find a new school.
ShannonBitt 29
My class moto is "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" - Dr. Seuss Definitely better than YOLO
waltjrimmer 6
Hey, that's better than mine. "S.S.D.D." If you don't know what that is, it's Same Shit, Different Day.
CanadianCutie22 16
how original !
MzZombicidal 36
I would have transferred the first year it was even considered.
StrugsNotDrugs 19
"You obviously love Oreos" ?
church970 4
Same with my school.
jreid21 6
*facepalm
pillowcases 15
Haha thats so stupid. Whats next year? "#swaggg"?
jenaayy 7
My Middle schools Name was YOLO, lol! Not even Kidding!