Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Comments (114)
harleyquinn143 0
I feel you pain. mine is #2013. now everyone is saying HASHTAG 2013 to everything that happens..
JubileeBee 31
Mine is SWAG. I feel your pain.
swollenreaper 3
what a dumb ass school ill see them at mcdonalds someday
wanna_bee 8
FISH **** It Shit Happens
Karalela44 15
Your obviously illuminated ox
ashjo 12
Drake doesn't even say it anymore...
broken20 2
*face palm*
Evie93 1
Do you think the idiots who voted for SWAG as a senior motto realise it's actual and original meaning is Secretly We Are Gay and originated in San Fran?
htownpostman 16
Kkorn.... Been waiting long to use that? LoL
Gook0123 9
has "yolo" even been around 2 years? I'm calling BS on this post.