Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Comments (114)
gingyspicee 5
At least your school motto isn't SWAG like my school.
Wimoweh 10
You ominously lick onions? I'd be creeped the **** out if someone stared at me ominously whilst licking onions.
darknut79 17
Not commenting on the FML itself, your username is hilarious XD
Fluffydemise 18
Youth obviously live ostentatiously
Grand_Cookie 21
Might be time to burn the place down...
MDTeddy 13
#1 STFU and never say that again. That is as bad as YOLO. Why does that have so many likes? I would rather people thumb it down. Also, YOLO shouldn't be a ******* shirt. What is wrong with the world?
ositoakaluis 16
I think that's its good that, that is the motto so people will soon realize that it's lame
Ray_of_midnight 23
Cripes, they couldn't make it Latin: "Carpe Diem"?
fml121785 14
I can tell you exactly what is wrong with the world #91, it is full of idiots like yourself...
fml121785 14
Your ovaries look ovalish?