Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Comments (114)
iazy9 14
Yup, owls love orangutangs
cmac86 24
at least make it carpe diem so it looks like there was an attempt at being intelligent.
wjh100 13
its obvisouly youth obeying Lucifer's orders :p
music87 14
I'm getting so sick of the terms "YOLO" and "SWAG". Seriously, WTF?! I'm so glad I'm not in high school anymore. I'd have to strangle EVERYONE. Chin up, OP, enjoy high school while its there, regardless the idiots around you. It will all be over and you will be in the big world before you know it. Enjoy it while it lasts, being an adult can suck!
Bloodangel456 12
Of course the original YOLO was the Latin 'carpe diem' meaning seize the day, which I think makes a much better motto
scta 13
"You oughta look out"
Grauncho 27
Is your new school mascot Yolo the Swagnificent?
LordoftheOcelots 10
Yelling ocelots love oboes
interesting33 37
Oh wow.
patacus 14
if its the senior motto for the year, why'd they wait till halfway through april to tell you guys what it is? the years over in what, a month? think of all the poor seniors sitting at pep rallies with no idea what to yell. this is a serious matter here guys