Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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MrConcise 35
Wow, pander to your students more. Don't worry about your image as an institution of education. Nominee for "High School of the Year".
HowieDoIt 21
Just wait until your school fight song is from Nicki Minaj ...
etishuman22 32
Maybe it'll be "Va Va Voom".
dhaworth93 8
I love this guys name it made it so much better lmao
Earths_Venus 25
Should have asked for Carpe Diem. Basically means the same thing, but it separates the morons from the educated.
slappygecko 21
Carpe Diem is the Latin YOLO
rattusrattus 19
Also, you get to make fish puns, which is another reason why it's more awesome than YOLO. (I tried following someone's advice about how 'you only live once'. It began with some cocktails - tasty - progressed onto Jaegerbombs - not so tasty - and finished up with me wondering where the hell a 900-year-old Norman cathedral had popped up from and why it had attacked me. Never again shall I YOLO.)
DanielT1994 19
No. Carpe diem was first. YOLO is the douchebag's carpe diem.
Meraki 19
Last year, my school's valedictorian said that the school's motto was YOLO and went on for a good five minutes about how it applied. I wanted to drop out right then and there.
nightbirdblue 27
It's even worse when the "successful past graduate" of your high school goes on for ten minutes about it and how true it is.
elkkuliina 5
You should suggest your school song be "YOLO" by The Lonely Island ft. Adam Levine and Kendrick Lamar ;)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I thought YOLO meant "Your Orangutan Loves Oranges" :3
jackiemora 18
Second year?! At least you came out alright.
FitForFun 11
You obviously like orangoutangs. You party animal you.
Bloodjoker 11
Wtf is an "orangoutang" is that a penguin orangutan?
Needafarm 22
Is your school mascot snooki? Then your life would really suck.
perdix 31
My school mascot was Abstinence. A ******* abstract concept!!! We said that sucked, but the administration said that was too sexual.