Today, my school announced its senior motto for the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML
Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your school should be shut down D:
firefighter925 18
Go home and think about what you just did.
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Comments (114)
anythingmustbe 18
Yolo? This is false. In some instances a paramedic or doctor may be able to revive a person that has died,so they may live only to die yet again.
emin3nce 6
You only love once.
Ziggy122 15
Thankfully I got out of high school just before "swag" was getting thrown around... And I thought my graduating class was douchey...
melody309 35
The yearbook committee wrote "SWAG" on the front of my senior yearbook ... :C
kemic 7
"You Obviously Love Owls"?
AlexiAwesome 10
Next year will be different! xD haha
Bloodjoker 11
"Yes, Otters Love Oral"
mattlw 25
Who ever popularized the word YOLO, should be punched right in the neck!
Earths_Venus 25
Kick them in the flaps.
clueless05 12
It should be #swaghettiyoloense That way you combine yolo, swag and hashtags.
emala1096 17
You Obviously Love Orgies.
McNikk 15
Some people who use the word "yolo" a lot seem to forget about yodo.