Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
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Journiexo 18
There is no cure for stupidity
FrietvanPiet 16
******* hypocrites
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ZombieSazza 34
Wash your own dishes and keep them in your room. If she wants to complain then ignore her, she'll soon change her attitude when she realises she needs clean dishes.
whatthefhumanity 7
Your roommate sounds like a twat. Tell 'em it's none of their business how you do your dishes, and to wash their damn mould-pile once they've shut up.
p34nut 4
OP spells moldy like a brit.
8born8 18
Wash & dry the dishes and keep them hidden in your room. Tell her you've thrown them all out in the trash and buy her a months worth of paper dishes from a discount shop & hand them to her saying, "Now you won't have to wash up!' Then when all her dishes are used and she bitches that she has none, simply turn around and say, "Well, you wouldn't have this problem if you had washed, dried and put away your dishes after you used them. You chose to leave them in the sink, to the point where the mould evolved and the dishes were ready to walk out the door by themselves." Give her the dishes back. If she has learnt her lesson, no more of her dirty dishes. If not, chuck them for real and say stiff shit! Why should you live in a hazmat zone because she's too lazy to pull her finger outta her arse and do her dirty bloody dishes?
AdmiralBender 9
I've had to deal with these sorts of people before. I lived in a house with 4 other guys who spent about 90% of their time getting high. As I'm sure you know, people eat when they get high. They'd leave the kitchen in a mess and because I would work about 13 hours a day, I could never find the time to tidy up. There would occasionally be there for over a week and a half before something got done, and that was because I stayed up for several hours cleaning the place while they were all blazed outta their ******* minds on the couch and had no idea what was happening. It ******* sucks, man. I feel for ya.
willliamfriend 18
Oh the irony! Dishwashers actually heat up the water to a near boil to kill off any germs reefer sanitizing the dishes.
TrevorE 2
There's no 'u' in 'moldy', and no winning with those people.