FML : Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

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You deserved it

By whydoidothis - / Friday 3 October 2014 11:29 / United Kingdom

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By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#6080012 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

By PipingMouse | 14

#6080039 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:08

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

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By Mattaguirre_ | 15

#6080004 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:44

that's not nice

Jreslier | 15

#6080027 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:58

That's a shit job.

PipingMouse | 14

#6080064 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:25

It's nice that the homeless people have clean toilet seats :) +1 towards my faith in humanity

addictedtoIASIP | 14

#6080113 - Friday 3 October 2014 18:01

It's true, you wouldn't like it either if it were your job

By Nilorak | 24

#6080005 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:46

Can I join?

By Sakuraashita | 15

#6080006 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:46

That's naaasty!

By tony1891 | 22

#6080009 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:49

thats a shitty job

Nilorak | 24

#6080011 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

No shit.

EverestMelting | 23

#6080063 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:25

I appreciated that shitty comment, #5.

WolfyGrace | 24

#6080732 - Saturday 4 October 2014 9:24

I'm sure there was lots of shit, #5.

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#6080012 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

201chasew | 22

#6080161 - Friday 3 October 2014 19:11

I would be scarred for life if I shit out a tapeworm

By eaglerob | 20

#6080013 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

Bank all that karma, you're awesomesauce

By dawood_k | 27

#6080022 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:55

So what was it... Tapeworm or paper

By devildog562 | 33

#6080024 - Friday 3 October 2014 15:56

With the tape worm you get a nice new body and get to eat whatever you want, And possibly have them spread up to your brain!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6080592 - Saturday 4 October 2014 5:59

But are there any drawbacks?

devildog562 | 33

#6080738 - Saturday 4 October 2014 9:28

Negative, weight loss and a three foot worm seems okay to me !

candyolympics | 17

#6081474 - Sunday 5 October 2014 6:04

#48, More like a 50 foot worm that can live up to 20 years in your intestines.

By thebigtwinkie | 28

#6080037 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:07

may the shit puns beging

By PipingMouse | 14

#6080039 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:08

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

WCARlover | 34

#6080045 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:13

There is so much wrong with this. Cold sores are heroes, and they aren't spread by toilet seats

PipingMouse | 14

#6080047 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:14

I know that...I did go to health class in high school.

WCARlover | 34

#6080050 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:15

Okay, your comment would suggest otherwise

PipingMouse | 14

#6080053 - Friday 3 October 2014 16:18

Okay, sorry, how about this brainiac? 'Gonnorrhea or Syphilis?'
I didn't know that FML comments were so "serious"....

thejimler | 9

#6080083 - Friday 3 October 2014 17:04

#14 they're heroes? I must have missed the pilot episode of the failed cartoon for "Captain Coldsore!"

thesmeagol | 22

#6080323 - Friday 3 October 2014 23:30

thats unfortunate for you 28. Twas an amazing episode.

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