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I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

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that's not nice

That's a shit job.

It's nice that the homeless people have clean toilet seats :) +1 towards my faith in humanity

It's true, you wouldn't like it either if it were your job

That's naaasty!

thats a shitty job

I appreciated that shitty comment, #5.

I'm sure there was lots of shit, #5.

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

I would be scarred for life if I shit out a tapeworm

Bank all that karma, you're awesomesauce

So what was it... Tapeworm or paper

With the tape worm you get a nice new body and get to eat whatever you want, And possibly have them spread up to your brain!

But are there any drawbacks?

Negative, weight loss and a three foot worm seems okay to me !

#48, More like a 50 foot worm that can live up to 20 years in your intestines.

may the shit puns beging

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

There is so much wrong with this. Cold sores are heroes, and they aren't spread by toilet seats

I know that...I did go to health class in high school.

Okay, your comment would suggest otherwise

Okay, sorry, how about this brainiac? 'Gonnorrhea or Syphilis?' I didn't know that FML comments were so "serious"....

#14 they're heroes? I must have missed the pilot episode of the failed cartoon for "Captain Coldsore!"

thats unfortunate for you 28. Twas an amazing episode.