By whydoidothis - 03/10/2014 11:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

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PipingMouse 14
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Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

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Mattaguirre_ 15
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that's not nice

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Jreslier 15
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That's a shit job.

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PipingMouse 14
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It's nice that the homeless people have clean toilet seats :) +1 towards my faith in humanity

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addictedtoIASIP 14

It's true, you wouldn't like it either if it were your job

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Sakuraashita 15
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That's naaasty!

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tony1891 22

thats a shitty job

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EverestMelting 23
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I appreciated that shitty comment, #5.

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WolfyGrace 24
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I'm sure there was lots of shit, #5.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
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I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

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201chasew 22
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I would be scarred for life if I shit out a tapeworm

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eaglerob 20

Bank all that karma, you're awesomesauce

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dawood_k 27
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So what was it... Tapeworm or paper

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devildog562 33
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With the tape worm you get a nice new body and get to eat whatever you want, And possibly have them spread up to your brain!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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But are there any drawbacks?

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devildog562 33
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Negative, weight loss and a three foot worm seems okay to me !

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candyolympics 17
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#48, More like a 50 foot worm that can live up to 20 years in your intestines.

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thebigtwinkie 28

may the shit puns beging

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PipingMouse 14
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Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

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WCARlover 34
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There is so much wrong with this. Cold sores are heroes, and they aren't spread by toilet seats

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PipingMouse 14
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I know that...I did go to health class in high school.

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WCARlover 34
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Okay, your comment would suggest otherwise

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PipingMouse 14
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Okay, sorry, how about this brainiac? 'Gonnorrhea or Syphilis?' I didn't know that FML comments were so "serious"....

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thejimler 9

#14 they're heroes? I must have missed the pilot episode of the failed cartoon for "Captain Coldsore!"

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thesmeagol 22
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thats unfortunate for you 28. Twas an amazing episode.

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