Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
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Journiexo 18
There is no cure for stupidity
FrietvanPiet 16
******* hypocrites
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Comments (52)
tony1891 22
moldy dishes or clean dishes. i can't decide...
SmittyJA24 26
Time for a new roommate... Or living without one.
Manosapo 18
Has she ever heard of cleaning her own mess before telling others to do so
Dt33345 13
Take her dishes and give them to her saying they're yours. See how she acts, and then reveal they were hers.
PipingMouse 14
Well obviously if she wants to complain she can do the dishes for the day!
sarah5745 41
Dish washing machines are unsanitary?! The first time I've heard that one
vikky538 29
look closely ... you will find your roommates stupidity stuck onto those dirty dishes....
arielynn 5
No, I'm pretty sure her stupidity is firmly lodged into her head..
worldclassrager 41
Just hope she doesn't use dish soap when it's put in use...or she may do that just so that she can keep piling up her dishes
gurbism 16
I would make her something to eat and serve it on one of her disgusting plates.
mosquito19 14
you should sanitize her dish by peeing on it because urine is sterile.