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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Normal working people that contributes to society in a meaningful manner, get up at 5am. Stop being cunty and suck it up buttercup. Sleeping in is for losers without jobs... then again, beggars are up early begging way before princess gets up in the morning it seems
why everytime i open fml there is always these ads with full volume on? even if my volume was off... whats happening to this site...?
I thought it was just me!