Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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Top comments
XxNekoLovexX 26
It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy
emi_alejandra 23
You should also get a new roommate tbh
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Comments (47)
markcantlarp 16
lolololololol ha
lauren01216 2
You have NO savings?! Lol loser
sel3578898553255 7
you sound dumb as ****
mimi1095 19
The name tho
Ayasha_fml 12
I realize tattoos can get pricey depending on several factors, but let's say the total rent is between $800-$1500 a month. Half that all on a tat.... FYL OP, hopefully you have a support system to fall back on or enough funds and time to get a new place. It doesn't sound like you can negotiate at all with the landlord.
PANDORUM89 21
it's fine spending that much on a tattoo. I'm planning to spend $700-$800 for almost my entire thigh go be done. BUT here is the important part.... The money I save for it comes after I pay all of my bills, especially the damn rent! if you're smart with your money then making a purchase like that isn't that big of a punch to your wallet.
taby448 14
Sell him to North Korea as a slave to pay rent. Problem solved!
SarrittaRox 4
Love your name OP
winchester97 20
your title was clever
mattrd_fml 31
it sucks to get evicted but I'm glad to know it's all good.
ourtneyc 14
I will never understand people who choose to spend their money so unwisely like that. like not only is he ******* you over he's also ******* himself over and getting himself evicted! "oh I know I'll get evicted but this tattoo seems so much cooler!!!" like??? how can people even be that dense
PANDORUM89 21
Seems to me like he has an impulse problem. Sometimes it is just better to suck it up and pay the rent by yourself and live poorly, than have extra money left over at the E.O.M. and have a roommate who is an ass. I won't ever have another roommate even if that means living in a shed, if I'm going down it'll be because of my own doing.