Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
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Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy
emi_alejandra 23
You should also get a new roommate tbh
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Comments (47)
pandalover69 26
My sister in-law did the exact same thing to her roommate a couple years ago. He gave her his half of the rent, she wrote a check then went out with a bunch of her friends and bought them tattoos with all the rent money. She's an example of why you shouldn't room with someone you met on Craig's list. She went through 4 apartments in a year. Your roommate sounds perfect for her, or terrible depending on how you look at it. Whatever, they're both terrible.
brenton490 19
At least he didn't use the money to pay for "Massage Therapist".
JETarchitect 32
Why are you already being evicted? Usually you have to not pay your rent for a few months to get evicted... and if this isn't your first time missing your rent then you should have gotten rid of your roommate a while a ago
cheesecake12 12
ehh everywhere is different. Most places just add a late fee and time to catch up before an eviction. but other places have no tolerance when it comes to no payment.
jamieblue6 16
Well at least you got out of having a crappy roommate.... Good luck finding a new one!
cheesecake12 12
Goodluck on finding another roommate OP!
SameerJain 15
My roommate is worse than yours lives on my money... Only one month left so I'll get change my roommate after this month.
OB1Kenobi 10
Some people have no idea how to be responsible... Find a new roommate !
LennyComa 39
Wow....Will his new ink stop the rain? What a selfish prick
tomvertigo 17
Did he get the letters DILLIGAF done on him? What a twat.
chosha_fml 27
That'll serve as a permanent reminder of how stupid and thoughtless he is.