Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
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Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26
It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy
emi_alejandra 23
You should also get a new roommate tbh
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Comments (47)
ThrottleJockey 36
Who wants to bet that the roommate financed the tattoo too?
lauren01216 2
Stop deleting my comment about how you're a loser with no savings
fictionaldiary 11
I have a feeling that you've been late on your rent a few times or you wouldn't be getting evicted. Sounds like you've had plenty of time to either get the **** out of there or get him the **** out of there.
briedabro 32
Ur username tho.