Kids, Sex, Relatable and Awkward: Go play with your Lego - FML

Go play with your Lego

By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 22:00

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Today, I had to hide under my husband silently as he tried to get our 3 year-old son to go play in the living room so we could both finish. Sex is hard when you have kids. FML

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Hangryko 26

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Friday 22 July 2022 0:12

Invest in a lock for your door.

tiptoppc 18

Friday 22 July 2022 16:47

Year. Locks for doors are a must as an adult. I use them even without little snots running through my home. My 4 cats are just as bad, except they claw to get in. The second my kid is born, locks are installed!

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Hangryko 26

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Friday 22 July 2022 0:12

Invest in a lock for your door.

tiptoppc 18

Friday 22 July 2022 16:47

Year. Locks for doors are a must as an adult. I use them even without little snots running through my home. My 4 cats are just as bad, except they claw to get in. The second my kid is born, locks are installed!

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