By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
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Lufferkinz 0

Hole in your pocket... literally

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.

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Lufferkinz 0

Hole in your pocket... literally

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meowmeowwkitty 0

nice blue waffle

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dusty209 0

kick his shit out and tell him goodbye. hes got to learn to take care of himself

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Lolerskatez 0

#1 you should really google blue waffle, then maybe consider a different colour.

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Lamlot 0

Get well soon and relax, smoke a bit, go do free shit in your town,

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

Do smoking and 'doing shit' make you feel better? Doing that shit will indeed get you in some shit, my friend.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.

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insanesna1l 0

get drunk. it's amazing how your problems just disappear

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SirEBC 7

Do you happen to be living with the guy in the story above this one?? 0_0

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Hanimon 0

I keep thinking you really are the dude in your picture

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Calyx_fml 21

Time to get an actual professional career and stop working piss ant jobs for chump change.

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awesome545 1

aww, that sucks. I feel bad for you. well that's why I live in Canada and we don't have to pay when we go to the doctors.

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Lufferkinz 0

Well, combined with milk-in-a-bag and your bacon which is really just ham, I wanna live in Canada now.

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

lol, the milk in the bag is only on the East coast. Otherwise we just have boring old four litre jugs!

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Withired_Away 0

I live in Newfoundland we have milk in cartons thank you very much. maybe in pei they do...

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vettle 6

I've never seen milk in a bag so shut it

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MyChemical_fml 0

There's bagged milk in Ontario.. But cartons also exist here.. Stop hating :(

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Seabass732 0

don't forget curling! the best sport known to man!!!

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Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

lol, well sorry. Yeah, they do in Ontario, and when I lived in New Brunswick we had the bags.

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cptmorgan15 2

Milk-In-A-Bag is weird. What do Canadians call American bacon? American bacon??

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5t3ff1k4h 44

59 - No, we call strip bacon "bacon". The meat on an egg McMuffin from McDonalds is called "Canadian bacon" here.

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SirEBC 7

I get the feeling that iStoleTheCookies is Boners' alternate account..

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