Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures...

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By I have wood - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Stephenville

Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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iamhurtNOT 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:38

hahhaahah god thats cruel!!

signupsheetfail 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:33

Wooow. My sister did this to me a little while ago. I was going to put it up, but since there already is one, I figured it would just get called fake. But I sleep in my boxers, which don't have a button on the fly, so the monster was out of the cave, if you know what I mean. She then emailed it to most of my friends. She got grounded, and I got a week off school to "live down the embarassment" so it wasnt all bad

typicallyunusual 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 0:20

ahh, i got a chuckle out of this :P

gregorygreg87 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:50

are you from Arkansas? I mean your sister took pictures of your dick man

dontyawishyaknew 12

Tuesday 11 June 2013 6:03

Not all Arkansans are incest.. Just saying.

BunnyDrastic 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:13

Hahaha yes!

EpicAston 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:06

What really happened is that your roomate is gay, finds you extremely attractive and took pictures of your boner for his own sick pleasure. to cover it up, he put it on Facebook. Duh, that makes sense, right? ;)