Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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Top comments
flyboy57 0
it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.
blackie123 0
...well, that *is* funny
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Comments (65)
imhope 23
That actually is funny lol not for you, but for everyone else.
GingaNinja01 15
Guys I don't think you understand. Even if he did have a decent sized dick, it could still ruin his reputation. What if you girls slept naked and somebody took a pic and put that on Facebook? Not so fun being called a ****.
ice2eskimos 3
You need revenge! You deserve revenge!
SoulEaterSE 23
Anyone who says YDI obviously doesn't know the struggle of being a guy
RainStorm6632 10
Well that was a dick move
EmDizzle2007 28
what did they think??