Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
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Top comments
flyboy57 0
it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.
blackie123 0
...well, that *is* funny
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Comments (65)
swtntru4u 0
can i see? ;)
laurenxmariex3 0
if your roommate is a guy that's pretty ****
FMYLIFEsince1993 0
it's only an FML if u got a small one. if its decent, then its not that bad...anyways, just report the images.. and get back at him..
aperry057 0
is it big? be proud
getreadysetfml 0
was it bigger than plexico??
sovereign_fml 0
If you had a good lookin' ****, like certain people, that would work out in your favor. pics are available.
Bloodknight 22
It's only an FML if it's small, which I'm guessing it is since your considering it an FML, lmfao!
iheartjustinsane 0
Can't he get kicked off of Facebook for that?
GriefBacon 0
That is really lame.
jchansfan 0
Its probably just pictures of the buldge, not actual nudity... so i'm actually not sure what FB's stance on that is... Well i really hope its just the buldge, because otherwise that's one sick roomate. and proably a pretty weird OP if he sleeps nude with a roomate around... lol...
QueenOfBoredom 0
that's what I was thinking he kind of deserve it for sleeping el nudo