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Mobility
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Checking you out
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I’m your new creative director
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I like your style
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The Mixer
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Perfectionist
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Supersize Menu
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I agree, my mouse works.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
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A new thumb
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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50 quality comments
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50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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