Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
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Top comments
quinniet 3
"Suppose I dumped your ass"
bumblebee_bree 10
Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?
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Comments (75)
quinniet 3
"Suppose I dumped your ass"
MidnaLink 35
"and then kicked it, for good meeasure."
wushuxu 7
Suppose I slept with your mom/dad. Awkward.
loathingloser 14
Wow!! Howard the duck in Guardians of the Galaxy?! Suppose I get quack to work.
MidnaLink 35
@loathingloser WTF!
willow196 9
Stupid comment bruj
SideOfTheAngels 23
That really sucks :( Someone like that is someone you don't need in your life. Hope you're okay :)
Nordrag 26
When it says they learned the hard way I have this strong feeling that OP is the one that started the conversation that way and that this is a major YDI. But I have been wrong before.
BSnapZ 21
Hmm, I have to say that until I read this comment, I just assumed the same as #22: that it was OP who stated the conversation. But I suppose this could be true...
Vitotaylor36 13
My first thought was that this happened to OP. It wouldn't really be an fml if op was the one who started the conversation.
darlingdollie 24
I hope you're single now
RMLrapemylife 14
Hey, I'm already single ;)
dutchy86 20
great minds.....
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, what a jerk. At least he was man enough to tell you and you didn't have to wait for who knows how long until you found out yourself. I hope you're not together anymore, but I'm sorry OP.
doctorhook86 25
#5: OP could be a guy or a girl, and they don't specify the gender of their partner either.
cjwayy 22
They did say boyfriend-girlfriend though
xoteeshaox 22
i have a female gender icon, but my phone could be screwing up.
1two3four5six 23
Plus, it's not very clear about which of them started the conversation with that.
Brandi_Faith 34
14, I don't think the gender takes away from the validity of their comment though. Just replace the "he" with "he/she" and the comment still gets the same point across. Not like he was dissing the OP's partner for being male.
JMichael 26
Suppose their ass got dumped and you can find someone better.
bumblebee_bree 10
Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?
Nordrag 26
Oops. I didn't see this when I commented on someone elses comment. This is exactly what I thought.
annie_nk 23
If OP follows up and it turns out he/she did start the conversation, I won't be surprised if the YDI votes go WAY up.
Brandi_Faith 34
I just assumed that Op's boyfriend brought that comment up seeing as OP wasn't happy about it. But now that I've read your comment I guess it could go either way. I'd like to assume that OP wouldn't be so stupid as to start a conversation like that, but that doesn't mean much.
knoxxx 22
These ambiguous FMLs lately are really hard to vote on for me. OP could have started the conversation then ended up finding out their significant other did just that, maybe OP said it and it started a fight. Maybe the significant other said it and then admitted to cheating, or maybe the other person said it and it caused a fight. Too many possibilities.
rocker_chick23 27
That's when you dump both your boyfriend and best friend.
doctorhook86 25
#8: OP could be a guy who was cheated on by his gf.
rocker_chick23 27
What ever they are, the OP needs to dump their partner and kick the best friend out of their life.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't understand why someone assuming a gender in their comment, when one clearly hasn't been labeled, needs to be corrected. Their point is still the same. It's one thing if they are dissing someone because of their gender, but that wasn't happening here. Let's just add "he/she" when someone makes the mistake of assuming. :)
tylerbrynds 15
That is right at the bottom of the list of things not to say.
JBChristian 47
Bottom? I'd rank it pretty close to the top of the list of things not to say.
tylerbrynds 15
Ya haha didn't think that one through
steve31789 8
The truth will set you free? :/
RageAsNeeded 14
Suppose he's a ass?
ooft 8
An ass*
1two3four5six 23
Could be a she.
RageAsNeeded 14
Whoops, wrote this right when I woke up. My fault.