Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
did you cry "oh God" as you climaxed?
zykrithium 22
Never got the chance to take the climax to heaven.
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Comments (115)
lakid824 10
Imagine if one of you sneezed and the other said God bless you.
sneakybabymaker 20
Must've been checking to see if you were one of his alter boys. ?? jk
rozalyn77 15
Oh god...
RealSuperSand 21
So did you two come unto christ?
slackerjoe 22
sounds like you may be toi young anyways. try doing it in your own home, much more privacy.
jd2013 5
Just think - if you hadn't been using a condom - you don't say - he might have stopped you getting pregnant. Well done that priest!!
vikky538 29
Did your friend confess to father right there.
abbssterss 14
Why were you in your moms minivan and where the hell were you for a priest to be around to knock on your window ?
JKPwnage 27
This story was wild from "Today," to "FML"
Dean__Winchester 16
-Knocks on the window with the Bible pressed to chest- Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our savior, Jesus Christ and how Satan tempts those into temptations?