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By roadkill0321 / Monday 7 November 2011 07:20 / United States
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Then I suggest u call up your plastic surgeon and tell him/her you might be coming in for a surprise visit within the next month.

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75 & 80 Grammar is correct, minus the capital P. Psycho is spelled wrong, however. Now both of you stop acting like grammar nazis, because you both failed.

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94 the girl thought "wat" was the correct spelling for 'what' in another comment section. That's why everyone is giving her a hard time.

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Getting mad at a troll means they win. So it indeed seems again as though you were the one who failed. *trollfaic*

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Your exact words were "now fuck off", and you ended the sentence with a nice pile of sarcasm. Those tend to be signs of a "you mad bro?" moment.

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Sounds more like an over-protective mother puting her nose in her baby girls' business. If she is old enough to date, she doesn't need her mommy to deal with the ex-boyfriend.

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You should call the fantastic Mr. Fox. He goes insane for hens. Also it could be worse, she could've been a bull and given you the horns.

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The only problem is he said "ex". He has already done the harm and momma is pissed! Hide under a rock I heard that works.

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67... I just want to let you know that your picture scares my inner child....and gives me nightmares.

What you must find out now, is what came first the chicken or the egg? Once you have the answer you will have to take a long journey through some forests. Enjoy!

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You think so? If someone beat you with a baseball bat You'd probably think that person would want to be best friends with you.

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DavidTBall - I see that you're new here, so allow me to give you a bit of advice. If you have to defend your own comment by assuring people that it's funny while calling other people dumbasses for thinking it isn't, then it isn't. Move on, son.

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1. Davidbtall, I doubt you've ever communicated with human beings on a meaningful level if you think violent threats = threesomes, and you should probably get some social skills training. 2. Listen to DocBastard, he knows what he's talking about. 3. Having a threesome based off threats of violence is beyond kinky.

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Actually, the term 'mess with' can be used in a non-violent sense, though since OP recently dumped the chicklet, this is unlikely to be the case.

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Parents, like the Girlfriend's parents, are willing to do some crazy shit to anyone. My 2nd girlfriend had an overprotective military dad. I know this from experience.

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