By roadkill0321 - United States
Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML
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  gntfmlingnow  |  12

Your exact words were "now fuck off", and you ended the sentence with a nice pile of sarcasm. Those tend to be signs of a "you mad bro?" moment.

  Savra_fml  |  17

Sounds more like an over-protective mother puting her nose in her baby girls' business. If she is old enough to date, she doesn't need her mommy to deal with the ex-boyfriend.

  DocBastard  |  38

DavidTBall - I see that you're new here, so allow me to give you a bit of advice. If you have to defend your own comment by assuring people that it's funny while calling other people dumbasses for thinking it isn't, then it isn't. Move on, son.

  rattusrattus  |  18

1. Davidbtall, I doubt you've ever communicated with human beings on a meaningful level if you think violent threats = threesomes, and you should probably get some social skills training.

2. Listen to DocBastard, he knows what he's talking about.

3. Having a threesome based off threats of violence is beyond kinky.

  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Parents, like the Girlfriend's parents, are willing to do some crazy shit to anyone. My 2nd girlfriend had an overprotective military dad. I know this from experience.