Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
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the17doctor
| 12
well...is she cute?
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Captain0bv10us
| 0
Hopefully you have another grandma...
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19eightyeight
| 4
First, bitches!
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iLakers
| 0
Want a cookie?
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the17doctor
| 12
well...is she cute?
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arcanevandal
| 0
Shouldn't your grandma be living at the nursing home? Because then you could just have a look yourself when you go to visit.
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imustbeinsane
| 2
I bet she is cute and grandma knows it, and it makes her angrier. Is there even anything in her will worth having?
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xSonic
| 9
If she is cute, then op go hit on her next time you visit :) and make sure it's clear
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SilverGTP99
| 8
My gramma would have just farted and went back to sleep...
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margie2194
| 12
Might wanna hide your Tyler perry movies...
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gojira666
| 7
Tyler perry should be shot. One bullet for every episode of house of payne.
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Lawlihearttigers
| 5
You should be shot . One bullet for every word on your comment !
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Captain0bv10us
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Hopefully you have another grandma...
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heyguysitsjosh
| 8
Your picture is a win
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
Your grandma needs "a nice warm glass of shut the hell up!"
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zinoxity
| 23
I don't have grandparents, so... Don't feel bad.
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themacuser
| 0
131 how should the fact that you dont have grandparents make him feel better?
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Isoldael
| 27
Smart thing to ask if you know she's racist...
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Captain0bv10us
| 0
It was probably a slip of the tongue
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EminGH
| 7
What if she found out she was a racist after hearing her reply?
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chatoyant_fml
| 12
It's not like you have to accept that someone's a racist
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Isoldael
| 27
22 - if she was complaining about the nurse being black, you can sort of assume she's racist I guess.
27 - of course you don't have to accept it, but that doesn't make OP's comment smart. It's like bringing a boyfriend (if you're a guy) to a homophobic friend's home. Acceptable? Sure. Smart? Probably not...
27 - of course you don't have to accept it, but that doesn't make OP's comment smart. It's like bringing a boyfriend (if you're a guy) to a homophobic friend's home. Acceptable? Sure. Smart? Probably not...
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ode_2_jessegan
| 2
If you're gay, why would you have a homophobic friend? =)
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stargazur
| 9
Maybe you were friends before you turned homo?
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Link5794
| 18
You don't turn homo, you realize that you're homosexual.
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GreekYogurt
| 26
You shouldn't stop being yourself just for the family fortune.
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abbytequiere
| 9
Well.. That's one way to get things going. I hate to say it, but you kinda deserve it because you knew she was like that. And when people get that old, there's no hope for change. But yet.. I hate racist people. So I have no idea how to rate this one.
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
I hit fyl, as sure he could have kept his mouth shut, but by commenting about it means he didn't go along with her racist point of view even passively. :) And at the same time, he also didn't start a colossus fight/argument over the issue.
Well done OP. :)
Well done OP. :)
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
What a cunt! Who needs her op, look after your own life and ignore that old bag.
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EwanSmith
| 2
once you go black...
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
...you'll have awesome basketball skills?
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Captain0bv10us
| 0
You get a massive dick..half the time :P I'll go back to my cave now.
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shrekus
| 0
Once you go white, nothing else is just right
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greg84_fml
| 21
...you are going to need a wheel chair.
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nahgemoohc
| 17
9...You never go back!
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docscientist
| 9
...you get written out of the will.
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Tdevonner
| 0
...YOU GO DEAF!!!!
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lrgenesis
| 19
She's old she'll probably forget by tomorrow…
I can already hear the thumbs down coming.
I can already hear the thumbs down coming.
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farnsworth
| 3
I hear thumbs too they tell me to burn things O.o
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
Fuck. I read it in his voice. It's so easy to read sentences in Farnsworth's voice.
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SxeDaze
| 13
Good news everyone!!! ...*cough* oh wait, that's not my line. :(
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deathpotato
| 11
PLOT TWIST! No thumbs down.
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jasjas
| 0
See the irony xD
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cradle6
| 13
See, this is the irony of FML.
If you suggest that your comment will be thumbed down, everyone will attempt to rebel and thumb you up.
So thumb me down!
But since I suggested that saying 'thumb me down' will cause people to thumb me up, people will now actually thumb me down.
The nuances of FML psychology.
If you suggest that your comment will be thumbed down, everyone will attempt to rebel and thumb you up.
So thumb me down!
But since I suggested that saying 'thumb me down' will cause people to thumb me up, people will now actually thumb me down.
The nuances of FML psychology.
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luccmon
| 6
Well shit. So do I thumb up or down? Why must you make things so difficult?
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PYLrulz
| 17
That's where you go "Fine! I don't need your money you racist old cunt!"
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ImaginaryFoe
| 0
Or pretend to be a racist so she writes you back in. Then donate all the money she leaves you towards relief efforts in Haiti.
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fancyclown
| 9
That nurse might just be the one to save her ass. Reminds me of that viral picture of black nurses operating on a KKK member. Just screams irony.