Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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katina1236 20
If your brother understands how eBay works then he should know right from wrong. I hope your puppy is okay with no side effects from oxygen depravation. Maybe mention this incident to your parents, hopefully they'll get your brother help because if he doesn't show empathy or understand that the dog could have died them he needs psychiatric help. They're early warning signs of sociopathy, or psychopathy. Either way I hope your puppy gets better good luck OP
HeyyShayy 15
I would honestly kill him if he did that to my dog. But seriously, you might want to distance yourself from him. Anyone who treats a dog like that can't be right in the head.
AnalBunny 9
Sell your brother on ebay.
player20270 32
OP, please please please update us on your puppy's health status. As previously stated, there could have been brain damage due to the lack of oxygen.
Kibblesnbitsss 10
Put him in a box and sell him on ebay...
PennyLane27 32
Please please please talk to your parents and urge them to get him psychiatric help. To echo what a few others said, this can be an early sign of sociopathy or psychopathy. Do some research on both and present your findings to your parents. Have them do their own research. Whatever it takes to get him help.
drrobotnik1 18
glad someone on here has basic common sense. me too.
drrobotnik1 18
Help? get HIM help? who was getting that animal he tortured help? evil people deserve punishment, not reward.
drrobotnik1 18
sorry, the above was in response to #39, not 96, the site glitched.
ThePez828 18
I think that even if the brother is around 7, he should know better. It sounds like he has some real psychological issues that need to be addressed. I really hope your puppy is okay and that you give us an update saying so!
Etweens96 25
That's sick. I would speak with your parents about this. Please give us an update and let us know how the puppy is!!
DemiAchlys 9
Sell your brother instead.
fantasyworld 39
He needs psychiatric help.