Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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Comments (94)
Joshawott 21
I wonder if that same box is big enough to fit your brother inside?
Grayness_ 26
I would punch my brother or whoever did that in their face if they put hands on my dogs.
MenAreFromVegas 5
That selfish little moron nearly killed your dog by suffocating him. Pay him back at least twice; once for your anguish, once for the puppy he traumatized. This punk needs a refresher course on NOT selling things that aren't yours!!!!!
ko051598 20
Mabye you should put your brother in a box and see how he likes it! Poor puppy:(
thisguy22 33
Entrepreneurs start young these days.
vanaathiel 13
That's disturbing. How old is your brother?!
thatonetribute 31
Kill him.
mariri9206 32
That's horrible to do a puppy but I'm glad he's okay! Your brother, on the other hand. . .
tlnorman 18
Your little brother is a little psycho keep the dog away from him.
PrototypeXD 5
Did you do the same to your brother?