Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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Comments (94)
ViviMage 40
Call the police for endangering the dog's life. Have your brother banned from owning pets. I've seen fish sold on eBay, but not dogs. Did he have a buyer and was legally signed into a contract with to ship the dog yet? Better check that no one bid and take down the eBay auction link.
soulreaper12296 28
I'd definitely kick his ass and tell your parents do he gets an even bigger punishment.
Bulbadragon 21
I'd knock him out, tape him up in a box, and try to sell him online (eBay is probably not a good option for him, I'd think that's illegal and against the rules). That would be the only good revenge, in my opinion.
TaoShaman 24
Glad your puppy was still alive. Hopefully your puppy is okay.
ndaguanno 17
I hope your puppy is alright, as for your brother I'd want to beat his ass black & blue. I'd wait until he was sleeping and throw a box over him, secure it so he can't get away, put a few holes for air. Let him sweat it out a bit so he can see what he put that poor dog through
interesting33 37
It was horrific what he did but if someone really did put the brother in a box like that it could end up in his accidental death and probably wouldn't change his views or actions I think.
TheLastCenturion 19
Put your brother in a taped-up box with a few holes and pretend to sell him on eBay. That should scare the shit out of the little pissant.
Silverfeathery 21
Sorry to say it OP, but... Your brother is a dick.
anythingwilldo 10
That's a sociopath in the making kill it.
thembz_ 3
Omg who would do that to a puppy ????
saidaswear 20
Do the same to your brother.